1500 Anecdotes of the Great Juku - Leelo Tungal (collector)

1500 home, school and street anecdotes.

The aunt sitting next to Juku on the bus stares at the boy.
«Hey, boy,» she finally says, «I think I've met you somewhere!»
«Very possible!» Juku nods his head. «I go somewhere quite often!»

«Oh, so you, Juku, are a businessman now!» the old teacher wonders. «I never would have guessed that, because you had great difficulty with mathematics at school...»
»Business is a piece of cake for me! And what's so complicated about it: I can buy with two thousand, with four thousand -- that two percent profit completely satisfies me!»